Movie instructions:

You can either download the file to watch with VLC (recommended), or stream directly.

For downloading, we have a primary movie and also a backup. Timestamps are synchronized between versions, so you can choose whichever you prefer:

Jolt (2021, 1:31) - Intermission at 0:50:00
  1. Download the 1.4GB lorge version from GoFile (Click "I already have a VPN")
  2. Download the 1.4GB weirdo MKV version from GoFile (You can change subtitle fonts, but less compatible)
  3. Download the 346MB smol version from GoFile (Click "I already have a VPN")
  4. Download the 186MB mini version from GoFile (Click "I already have a VPN")
  5. Download the 346MB smol version from my wimpy Raspberry Pi.
  6. Download the 186MB mini version from my wimpy Raspberry Pi.
If the first movie is problematic, we will switch to

Wild Card (2015, 1:32) - Intermission at 0:44:00
  1. Download the 1.3GB lorge version from GoFile (Click "I already have a VPN")
  2. Download the 1.4GB weirdo MKV version from GoFile (You can change subtitle fonts, but less compatible)
  3. Download the 319MB smol version from GoFile (Click "I already have a VPN")
  4. Download the 176MB mini version from GoFile (Click "I already have a VPN")
  5. Download the 319MB smol version from my wimpy Raspberry Pi.
  6. Download the 176MB mini version from my wimpy Raspberry Pi.
If you're late to the party, start the stream and skip ahead:
  1. Jolt (2021, 1:31) - Intermission at 0:50:00
  2. Wild Card (2015, 1:32) - Intermission at 0:44:00
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