Movie instructions:

You can either download the file to watch with VLC (recommended), or stream directly.

For downloading, we have a primary movie and also a backup. Timestamps are synchronized between versions, so you can choose whichever you prefer:

Conclave (2024, 2:00) - Intermission at 1:00:00
  1. Download the 1.2GB lorge version from GoFile (Click "I already have a VPN")
  2. Download the 1.2GB weirdo MKV version from GoFile (You can change subtitle fonts, but less compatible)
  3. Download the 290MB smol version from GoFile (Click "I already have a VPN")
  4. Download the 181MB mini version from GoFile (Click "I already have a VPN")
  5. Download the 290MB smol version from my wimpy Raspberry Pi.
  6. Download the 181MB mini version from my wimpy Raspberry Pi.
If the first movie is problematic, we will switch to

Inspector Gadget (1999, 1:18) - Intermission at 0:37:10
  1. Download the 2.5GB lorge version from GoFile (Click "I already have a VPN")
  2. Download the 3.0GB weirdo MKV version from GoFile (You can change subtitle fonts, but less compatible)
  3. Download the 419MB smol version from GoFile (Click "I already have a VPN")
  4. Download the 207MB mini version from GoFile (Click "I already have a VPN")
  5. Download the 419MB smol version from my wimpy Raspberry Pi.
  6. Download the 207MB mini version from my wimpy Raspberry Pi.
If you're late to the party, start the stream and skip ahead:
  1. Conclave (2024, 2:00) - Intermission at 1:00:00
  2. Inspector Gadget (1999, 1:18) - Intermission at 0:37:10
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