Movie instructions:

You can either download the file to watch with VLC (recommended), or stream directly.

For downloading, we have a primary movie and also a backup. Timestamps are synchronized between versions, so you can choose whichever you prefer:

Sugar and Spice (2001, 1:21) - Intermission at 0:35:00
  1. Download the 1.5GB lorge version from GoFile (Click "I already have a VPN")
  2. Download the 1.6GB weirdo MKV version from GoFile (You can change subtitle fonts, but less compatible)
  3. Download the 389MB smol version from GoFile (Click "I already have a VPN")
  4. Download the 193MB mini version from GoFile (Click "I already have a VPN")
  5. Download the 389MB smol version from my wimpy Raspberry Pi.
  6. Download the 193MB mini version from my wimpy Raspberry Pi.
If the first movie is problematic, we will switch to

Mad Money (2008, 1:44) - Intermission at 0:52:00
  1. Download the 1.8GB lorge version from GoFile (Click "I already have a VPN")
  2. Download the 2.0GB weirdo MKV version from GoFile (You can change subtitle fonts, but less compatible)
  3. Download the 441MB smol version from GoFile (Click "I already have a VPN")
  4. Download the 228MB mini version from GoFile (Click "I already have a VPN")
  5. Download the 441MB smol version from my wimpy Raspberry Pi.
  6. Download the 228MB mini version from my wimpy Raspberry Pi.
If you're late to the party, start the stream and skip ahead:
  1. Sugar and Spice (2001, 1:21) - Intermission at 0:35:00
  2. Mad Money (2008, 1:44) - Intermission at 0:52:00
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