Movie instructions:

You can either download the file to watch with VLC (recommended), or stream directly.

For downloading, we have a primary movie and also a backup. Timestamps are synchronized between versions, so you can choose whichever you prefer:

The Happytime Murders (2018, 1:31) - Intermission at 0:44:00
  1. Download the 1.8GB lorge version from GoFile (Click "I already have a VPN")
  2. Download the 1.9GB weirdo MKV version from GoFile (You can change subtitle fonts, but less compatible)
  3. Download the 411MB smol version from GoFile (Click "I already have a VPN")
  4. Download the 205MB mini version from GoFile (Click "I already have a VPN")
  5. Download the 411MB smol version from my wimpy Raspberry Pi.
  6. Download the 205MB mini version from my wimpy Raspberry Pi.
If the first movie is problematic, we will switch to

Spring Breakers (2012, 1:34) - Intermission at 0:50
  1. Download the 1.9GB lorge version from GoFile (Click "I already have a VPN")
  2. Download the 2.2GB weirdo MKV version from GoFile (You can change subtitle fonts, but less compatible)
  3. Download the 436MB smol version from GoFile (Click "I already have a VPN")
  4. Download the 219MB mini version from GoFile (Click "I already have a VPN")
  5. Download the 436MB smol version from my wimpy Raspberry Pi.
  6. Download the 219MB mini version from my wimpy Raspberry Pi.
If you're late to the party, start the stream and skip ahead:
  1. The Happytime Murders (2018, 1:31) - Intermission at 0:44:00
  2. Spring Breakers (2012, 1:34) - Intermission at 0:50
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