Movie instructions:

You can either download the file to watch with VLC (recommended), or stream directly.

For downloading, we have a primary movie and also a backup. Timestamps are synchronized between versions, so you can choose whichever you prefer:

Death Of A Unicorn (2025, 1:47) - Intermission at 0:51:00
  1. Download the 1.6GB lorge version from GoFile (Click "I already have a VPN")
  2. Download the 1.7GB weirdo MKV version from GoFile (You can change subtitle fonts, but less compatible)
  3. Download the 385MB smol version from GoFile (Click "I already have a VPN")
  4. Download the 204MB mini version from GoFile (Click "I already have a VPN")
  5. Download the 385MB smol version from my wimpy Raspberry Pi.
  6. Download the 204MB mini version from my wimpy Raspberry Pi.
If the first movie is problematic, we will switch to

Wake Up Dead Man (2025, 2:26) - Intermission at 1:10:00
  1. Download the 2.7GB lorge version from GoFile (Click "I already have a VPN")
  2. Download the 2.8GB weirdo MKV version from GoFile (You can change subtitle fonts, but less compatible)
  3. Download the 493MB smol version from GoFile (Click "I already have a VPN")
  4. Download the 266MB mini version from GoFile (Click "I already have a VPN")
  5. Download the 493MB smol version from my wimpy Raspberry Pi.
  6. Download the 266MB mini version from my wimpy Raspberry Pi.
Additional instructions: