Movie instructions:

You can either download the file to watch with VLC (recommended), or stream directly.

For downloading, we have a primary movie and also a backup. Timestamps are synchronized between versions, so you can choose whichever you prefer:

Timecop (1994,1:38) - Intermission at 0:52:00
  1. Download the 391MB lorge version from GoFile (Click "I already have a VPN")
  2. Download the 404MB weirdo MKV version from GoFile (You can change subtitle fonts, but less compatible)
  3. Download the 396MB smol version from GoFile (Click "I already have a VPN")
  4. Download the 209MB mini version from GoFile (Click "I already have a VPN")
  5. Download the 396MB smol version from my wimpy Raspberry Pi.
  6. Download the 209MB mini version from my wimpy Raspberry Pi.
If the first movie is problematic, we will switch to

Real Steel (2011, 2:07) - Intermission at 1:06:00
  1. Download the 2.7GB lorge version from GoFile (Click "I already have a VPN")
  2. Download the 2.8GB weirdo MKV version from GoFile (You can change subtitle fonts, but less compatible)
  3. Download the 758MB smol version from GoFile (Click "I already have a VPN")
  4. Download the 359MB mini version from GoFile (Click "I already have a VPN")
  5. Download the 750MB smol version from my wimpy Raspberry Pi.
  6. Download the 359MB mini version from my wimpy Raspberry Pi.
If you're late to the party, start the stream and skip ahead:
  1. Timecop (1994,1:38) - Intermission at 0:52:00
  2. Real Steel (2011, 2:07) - Intermission at 1:06:00
Additional instructions: