Movie instructions:

You can either download the file to watch with VLC (recommended), or stream directly.

For downloading, we have a primary movie and also a backup. Timestamps are synchronized between versions, so you can choose whichever you prefer:

Showgirls (1995, 2:11) - Intermission at 1:02:10
  1. Download the 3.1GB lorge version from GoFile (Click "I already have a VPN")
  2. Download the 3.3GB weirdo MKV version from GoFile (You can change subtitle fonts, but less compatible)
  3. Download the 856MB smol version from GoFile (Click "I already have a VPN")
  4. Download the 400MB mini version from GoFile (Click "I already have a VPN")
  5. Download the 856MB smol version from my wimpy Raspberry Pi.
  6. Download the 340MB mini version from my wimpy Raspberry Pi.
If the first movie is problematic, we will switch to

Totally Killer (2023, 1:45) - Intermission at 0:55:30
  1. Download the 1.7GB lorge version from GoFile (Click "I already have a VPN")
  2. Download the 1.7GB weirdo MKV version from GoFile (You can change subtitle fonts, but less compatible)
  3. Download the 436MB smol version from GoFile (Click "I already have a VPN")
  4. Download the 226MB mini version from GoFile (Click "I already have a VPN")
  5. Download the 436MB smol version from my wimpy Raspberry Pi.
  6. Download the 226MB mini version from my wimpy Raspberry Pi.
If you're late to the party, start the stream and skip ahead:
  1. Showgirls (1995, 2:11) - Intermission at 1:02:10
  2. Totally Killer (2023, 1:45) - Intermission at 0:55:30
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