Movie instructions:

You can either download the file to watch with VLC (recommended), or stream directly.

For downloading, we have a primary movie and also a backup. Timestamps are synchronized between versions, so you can choose whichever you prefer:

A Good Day to Die Hard (2013, 1:41) - Intermission at 0:45:00
  1. Download the 2.5GB lorge version from GoFile (Click "I already have a VPN")
  2. Download the 2.6GB weirdo MKV version from GoFile (You can change subtitle fonts, but less compatible)
  3. Download the 474MB smol version from GoFile (Click "I already have a VPN")
  4. Download the 233MB mini version from GoFile (Click "I already have a VPN")
  5. Download the 474MB smol version from my wimpy Raspberry Pi.
  6. Download the 233MB mini version from my wimpy Raspberry Pi.
If the first movie is problematic, we will switch to

The Untouchables (1987, 1:59) - Intermission at 0:57:00
  1. Download the 1.9GB lorge version from GoFile (Click "I already have a VPN")
  2. Download the 2.0GB weirdo MKV version from GoFile (You can change subtitle fonts, but less compatible)
  3. Download the 543MB smol version from GoFile (Click "I already have a VPN")
  4. Download the 272MB mini version from GoFile (Click "I already have a VPN")
  5. Download the 543MB smol version from my wimpy Raspberry Pi.
  6. Download the 272MB mini version from my wimpy Raspberry Pi.
If you're late to the party, start the stream and skip ahead:
  1. A Good Day to Die Hard (2013, 1:41) - Intermission at 0:45:00
  2. The Untouchables (1987, 1:59) - Intermission at 0:57:00
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